30 June 2009

Dear Rita

Dear Aunt Nancis,

I am worried about my friend. He thinks he is Roy Cropper. His email address is roysrolls. How sad is that?


Dear Rita:

Is it that bad to think you might be Roy Cropper? He's sweet, well-intentioned, smart, has his own business, and is married to the local transgendered male.

You should be more worried about yourself. Yes, I noticed that you signed this letter "Rita". Rita snipes at her business partner, drinks copious amounts of gin, has been married many times, and in her younger days was a "performer".

A very sad role model, indeed.

-Aunt Nancis


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