Dear Aunt Nancis
I have a sister that freaks out whenever my darling dog, Freshie, goes near her? How do I get them to be best friends?
Dog Lover
Dear Dog Lover:
You won't. Some people just don't like dogs - or any animal for that matter. Animals are smelly, little tick-y things hide in their fur, they lick themselves, and they have no manners. I dare say your sister doesn't like humans that fall under that description, either.
I would advise you to have your animals put down before your sister comes to visit.
-Aunt Nancis
dearauntnancis@gmail.com
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Dear Dog Lover,
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should have your sister put down instead!!