25 June 2009

Dear Dog Lover

Dear Aunt Nancis

I have a sister that freaks out whenever my darling dog, Freshie, goes near her? How do I get them to be best friends?

Dog Lover

Dear Dog Lover:

You won't. Some people just don't like dogs - or any animal for that matter. Animals are smelly, little tick-y things hide in their fur, they lick themselves, and they have no manners. I dare say your sister doesn't like humans that fall under that description, either.

I would advise you to have your animals put down before your sister comes to visit.

-Aunt Nancis


1 comment:

  1. Dear Dog Lover,

    Maybe you should have your sister put down instead!!