Dear Aunt Nancis,
I have a major problem. I have sisters who write far funnier and wittier blogs than the one I write. And worse, sometimes mine contains errors in punctuation or grammar! I feel inadequate. What can I do about this?
With much groveling,
Desperate Duck
Dear Desperate Duck:
Obviously, you are a shite writer. You should give up now before you embarrass yourself.
As for your sisters, I encourage them to keep writing. If their superior writing skills are making you feel inadequate, perhaps this will be the push you need to get off your arse and really throw yourself into your work.
-Aunt Nancis
dearauntnancis@gmail.com
